Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

malachy murphy

nice guy, very nice, tres bien

malachy murphy is da best at being a good person

by Tasty boi July 31, 2017

Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention

I love Murphy!!

by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018

John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

Murphy

Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.

The HUMVEE won't run. It's out of murphy.

by TheBigBlueFrog May 7, 2018