mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 17, 2018

girl Mitch

Mitch is a very extroverted girl. She is also boy-crazy. She is honest about her feelings and loves you no matter what. If you get her as a girlfriend, You’d be very lucky. She will get a little offended easily but won’t stay mad at you forever. She is very pretty and has all the boys chasing her. She is not very straight up but will be honest if you’re close with her. She likes taking chances.

“Bro me and Mitch are dating!”

“ No way man!”
“ Yea way! She is soooo hot and pretty.”

“ Man, You got real lucky!”

girl Mitches are much better than boy Mitches.

by oh period. April 28, 2022

Mitch Raymond

An attitude carried by someone akin to the fine white granules you’d find on a dinner table or taste in the ocean known as Salt or Salty.

John: “you are below me and are on the ropes son”

David: “ you’re an idiot”

John: “aww cmon don’t go all Mitch Raymond on me”

by TheShakerOfTheRopes June 16, 2018

Mitch

In Hebrew Baby Names the meaning of the name Mitch is: Gift from God or a who resembles God.

Mitch is a blessing from heaven.

by 010010 November 23, 2021

Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 23, 2017

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018