Dating Miss Michigan 

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.

Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.

Dating Miss Michigan by SuzieQ April 25, 2006

Brighton Michigan

A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.

Example #1

*Guy #1 - Look at that kid, she has american eagle clothes, ugg boots, a coach purse, and an iphone!
*Guy #2 - She must be a Brighton Michigan kid.

Example #2

*Guy #1 - look at all those wiggers hanging out by their brand new car that one of their parents bought for them.
*Guy #2 - That's Brighton Michigan for ya.

Brighton Michigan by aequitas777 March 10, 2011

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan 

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan by Ohioan December 9, 2008

Possibly in Michigan 

Possibly in Michigan is a 1983 short (Precisely 12 minutes) musical horror created by Cecelia Condit. The music for the short film was created by Karen Skladany. The film is about two women being stalked by a man named Arthur.

Person 1: Have you seen "Possibly in Michigan?"
Person 2: Yeah, I have. That scared the shit out of me.
Person 1: Eh, it wasn't that scary.

Possibly in Michigan by livingcorpsebride October 15, 2021

Standish, Michigan 

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.

Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.

Standish, Michigan by briss.ette March 15, 2018

Garden City, Michigan 

A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.

"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.

Garden City, Michigan by Garden City victum June 19, 2011

Charlotte, Michigan

A once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. Was also once a Ku Klux Klan center in Michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary Wal-Mart people. Close to the capital, Lansing, but separated by a tiny town called Potterville. Home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a shitty ripoff of the Seahawks, and has every Friday the 13th off. The superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. Highly clique-y. Church on virtually every street corner. High school mascot is the Oriole, despite the lack of orioles in Charlotte.

Population: About 10,000.

**Pronounced "Shar-LOT", not "SHAR-lit".**

Dude, don't go to Charlotte, Michigan. You'll never get out.

Charlotte, Michigan by ReluctantResident January 31, 2010