meathead

Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.

Look at dan, that meathead!

by Andrew Lingford June 13, 2005

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.

1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.

by Ted June 16, 2003

Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"

(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh

by marko August 11, 2004

Meeth

alternate plural of 'mouth'
replacing the awkward sounding, though more popular, 'mouths'

I have a lot of meeth to feed

by Iordan August 19, 2007

Meeth

alternate plural of 'mouth'
replacing the awkward sounding, though more popular, 'mouths'

I have a lot of meeth to feed

by Iordan August 19, 2007

Merch

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

by Lizicle December 23, 2008