Carnegie Melon

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

melon

when a man has a huge dick and small balls

You don't have a dick you have a melon and to sweat peas.

by 1 to many June 21, 2023

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Melon-pult

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.

"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021