A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug. 
When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
Get the ripe melonsmug. *gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
Get the there are too many melons in my fruit bowlmug. by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
Get the Melon Wipemug. The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush
by Mademat91 March 16, 2025
Get the Melon Bumrushmug. yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?
no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann
no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann
by chickatheduck September 18, 2021
Get the melonmug.