our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!

our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted

by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015

Hector Mayor

Can melt any girls heart. Favorite word: Boi. Most likely mains D.va in Overwatch and Likes to constantly sleep on a certain person lap. He also can't be nerfed. Loves to turn the tables around for others.

Hector Mayor stole Melanie's heart in front of someone.

by XNuke February 8, 2017

graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"

by Saucemayor July 11, 2018

zaire mallory

A person who’s determined to never give up! When you seen Zaire Mallory you know she’s about her business.

Aww shit here comes Zaire Mallory.

by LeopardLove August 17, 2018

Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020