Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

A Dickhead from Ukraine! Has no dick but a pussy

Max is sooo lesbian!

by Maximus560 October 17, 2018

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018

Max

Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"

Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew

by No thanks ew August 2, 2017