by DMSDad July 17, 2011
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Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.
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by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009
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kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.
teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
by rdaugh December 30, 2007
Get the Matt Damon mug.Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.
me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006
Get the matt jones mug.by hidden beauty December 14, 2008
Get the matt mug.A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
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Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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