maple rape

Being screwed over by a Canadian

Maple rape came about while gaming with friends and someone said that they loved canadian syrup.

Being a fellow Canadian kicking another players butt they said i was maple raping them.

I was maple raped when I tried to enter Canada because they suspected me of smuggling drugs.

by I_Died_Tryin September 7, 2013

mapple

The company name created by The Simpsons writers for Apple devices (Macintosh + Apple) to avoid registered trademark issues.

My new Mapple laptop weighs less than 3 lbs.

by MCM Marc May 23, 2016

maplewoodstock

The yearly congregation of ex-hippies and nuclear families in stoner park, Maplewood NJ. Known for lots of weed and bad music.

i can never decide if I love or hate maplewoodstock, but I definitely have strong feelings about it.

by The Schitty Committee October 17, 2016

maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?

Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)

by Alister the great January 27, 2022

Maple Leafs

The best team of any sport! They pwn the NHL, and all of j00! They have the best players and goalie, they WILL win the cup, i promise u!

"The Leafs r the best, the cup is waiting for them. GO LEAFS GO!!"

by The Person That Does A Limited Amount Of Anything. April 6, 2003

Maple Grove

The Twin Cities suburb with the highest household income, you'd think this city would be home to charitable, kind people. Alas, it also boasts higher poverty than other suburbs and a distinct arrogant, almost royal, tone in everything its citizens say. You know when you've met a citizen of this fair town when they smell the air and say, "You smell like a trailer park, you must be from Blaine."

Where are you from?
Maple Grove
Oh, forgive me for not bowing, your highness

by AnonymousSquirrellMonkeyFlyer April 14, 2010

marble

some one round and fat

"wow that kid is marble"
"look there's a marble"

by anonimous September 1, 2008