The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
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Get the post mastication underwear migration mug.You know when you get out of the shower, and you’re mirror is really foggy? Or when you stare at the sun for a while and everything is a little bit obscure? Or even when you get hit by a car and you’re like, “Huh?” Or when you leave a tootsie roll on your dashboard in the summer? This is what you call the Belmont Mystique.
Wow! Summer Bockart really has the Belmont Mystique. Have you seen her Karhu’s?
Taylor: “I’m really thinking about asking out that girl.”
Hayden: “I don’t think you should do that. She just doesn't have the Belmont Mystique.”
Taylor: “I’m really thinking about asking out that girl.”
Hayden: “I don’t think you should do that. She just doesn't have the Belmont Mystique.”
by HJ-48 April 11, 2019
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Get the Its_Mysti mug.That thing about a person that allows them to take a game like mini-hoops and make it feel like the final four, like the NFL draft, or like Augusta National. Only those with the Shedball Mystique are allowed membership in the Shedball League.
Bobby has always had the Shedball Mystique. He has his kids keeping stats, records, and rankings while racing hotwheels.
by therealkindofshedball January 8, 2024
Get the Shedball Mystique mug.Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
Get the Drastic-Spastic-Mastic mug.Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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