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outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007
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Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.
1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."
by wugugugug May 23, 2022
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cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"
by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017
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Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.
"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."
by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006
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Monkeytard

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008
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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015
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monkeyet

Monkeyet = girl monkey....
You are a monkeyet...
by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017
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