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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.
She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.
by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020
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monkey doo doo

Monkey doo doo is when a monkey shits in his bed and it stinks really baddddd.
Yo is that monkey doo doo over there?!?!?!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
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Monkey Money

In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
by chair fucker 69 September 8, 2022
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monkey tilt

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
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monkey see monkey do

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.
"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."
by polo November 25, 2004
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monkey super funky

When two drunk guys play videogames late at night.
Person1: Dude me and anas had a monkey super funky session last night

Person2: Nice bro
by FunnyXD December 22, 2019
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