dank mayo

High quality mayo

That’s a dank mayo sandwich

by D3adpoolgirl May 7, 2018

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

Ro mayo sauce

It's a nickname for a black kids cum. It's so much then chick fil a sauce.

Would u like so ro mayo sauce with your lunch

by Ro mayo sauce October 31, 2019

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 23, 2014

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

mayo brat

An amazing, beautiful human. Someone who is young, talented, and down to earth. Everyone strives to be a Mayo Brat.

Look at that Mayo Brat.

That girl is such a Mayo Brat.

by mayobrat14 December 27, 2017

Mayo on that Vert’

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back

Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.

by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024