Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

Lister Community School

The kind of shithole where year 7s act up coz they think they're suddenly big, year 9s have a massive vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week.

Mason: "Yo Tyler, do u kno that school where year 7s act up coz they think they're big, year 9s have a vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week."
Tyler: "You mean that shithole Lister Community School"

by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021

lustgraaf

An old wise tale from German folklore... an old slug-like creature that horrified it’s victims who didn’t have notes done in math class.

Cheryl: take out your 3.6 notesssssss
Santiago(whispering to Rose) : I don’t have my notes done
Rose: Oh No! Let’s find them in the band room before Lustgraaf finds out!

by Squanchtastic December 21, 2021

Lister Community School

What community is there, people who go there are essentially forced to wear black socks and a blazer even in the hotter months, the year 9s come up to the year 11s asking them for vapes or money for vapes (which 99% of the time, the year 11s never get that money back), the most rated year is year 11, year 10s are alright to a certain extent, its the year 8s and 7s you gotta watch out for (they're just extremely weird), the headteacher forces us to change back into our school uniforms after PE, which is stupid and he is a lot more stricter than ever, basically Prison Academy now.

Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.

by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022

Listering

When someone goes after younger girls (and sometimes boys) with sexual intentions. Listers also are often found by your local hardcourt spying on prey while reciting to himself about Chechnyan warriors while using there Bluejay-like mating call to attract prey.

Person 1: Hey mate, I think I can see Jono Listering over there by the hardcourt
Person 2: He's such a freak for Listering

by Young Boy Bluejay March 19, 2022

LSTER

The clearly superior way of spelling red.

Person A: "Hey, what color is that car"
Person B: "I think it's Cherry LSTER metallic"

by vaguefilms April 7, 2022

Lester B Pearson

Lester B Pearson is a time of school that you will see once in a lifetime. There are very interesting people especially weird homosexuals. I wish but if I do I will get paid off.

Lester B Pearson is such an ass school

by David Logan April 19, 2022