I got some tit-lick last night.
by NinjaBaller October 11, 2007
Get the Tit-Lickmug. 
An abusive, cruel, inhumane equine activity where Tennessee Walking horses are forced to perform an unnatural gait. This gait is a walk with extremely exaggerated steps. The horse picks its hooves up very high each time it steps. This is achieved by applying up to five different chemicals to the fetlock area and distressing the skin, causing permanent damage. The trainer then ties cement shoes to the horse's hooves, weighing them down so that whenever the animal takes a step, it throws up its leg in pain. Bandages are applied over the chemicals to make sure they seep into the horse's skin. Huge chains are wrapped around the fetlocks. The poor horse goes through excruciating pain to entertain the masses. The damage done to their hooves makes it near impossible to stand up after lying down, which frustrates the unforgiving trainer, causing them to whip and beat the innocent, beautiful creature until it stands. Sometimes, the hooves affected by the weights and chemicals fall off of the leg. The Big Lick is a horrid, harsh thing that is illegal, yet still goes on.
Person 1: Are you planning to go see The Big Lick?
Person 2: Are you insane?! Of course not! That is a horrible equine activity. Not to mention, it's illegal!
Person 1: Oh goodness, I never realized what a devastatingly terrible thing The Big Lick is! I'll never go to it ever again!
Person 2: Are you insane?! Of course not! That is a horrible equine activity. Not to mention, it's illegal!
Person 1: Oh goodness, I never realized what a devastatingly terrible thing The Big Lick is! I'll never go to it ever again!
by Crazy horse lady 23 June 17, 2013
Get the The Big Lickmug. East Midlands slang term for a very brief wash, usually by either a small child that hates washing: a man just home from work that goes straight out to the pub, having had a very quick 'hands and face' wash or when a mother wipes chocolate off her childs face using a bit of spit and a hankerchief,
in short a very quick but effective face wash, named in honour of when a cat licks the side of its paw to clean its face with.
in short a very quick but effective face wash, named in honour of when a cat licks the side of its paw to clean its face with.
I'll just nip home quick, drop the car off, have a shit in a piss time and a cat lick, get changed then I'll meed you in the Lamb and Flag for some serious beer caning.
by mr Cunninlinguist October 26, 2012
Get the CAT LICKmug. In the Boston metropolitan region, many commuters ride the MBTA commuter rail. These trains often have a single bathroom stall, in which a bowl resides over a tank filled with a fetid blue fluid that is presumably designed to mask the stench of it's content. One may often look down and see a mixture of blue liquid with turds, toilet paper wads and used tampons floating around. Should one be unfortunate enough to have to use this facility, the user must beware. Because the bowl is positioned at least 3 feet from the surface of this toxic soup, splash back is inevitable. Toilet water is bad enough, but having your ass splashed by the blue stuff is referred to as the "Blue Lick". May also be encountered in portapotty's.
Tom: Man I gotta take a shit so bad I'm gonna go in my pants.
Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...
Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.
Fred: Good luck.
Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.
Fred: What's wrong?
Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!
Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...
Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.
Fred: Good luck.
Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.
Fred: What's wrong?
Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!
by Dyssolve January 5, 2013
Get the Blue Lickmug. by user52314552 November 20, 2017
Get the full lickmug. by Metal in my mouth November 27, 2007
Get the Licking the bloodloinsmug.