leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.

"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"

by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008

Leather Cheerio

Term used in the batty community to describe the appearance of the ass hole

After getting chutney on his chin, Ritt proceed to go right for a munch on his batty boy's leather cheerio.

by K December 16, 2003

leather

To the guy saying "Wear your own skin": WE ARE WEARING OUR OWN SKIN. If you bitch about me wearing leather then I will kick your ass.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

leatherskin

A woman approximately in her 40s whom loves def leppard, has a smoker's voice and very thickly tanned skin (or hide) developed from years of ultraviolet abuse. They can typically be found in had stations located within southeastern beach communities.

"Oh no, here comes a leatherskin! Don't let her touch you, you'll get hepatitis."

by laika_the_dog March 2, 2015

Leather Star

Another word for anus. Describing the appearance of the anus.

I was elbow deep in her leather star.

by The UnNamed one January 30, 2009

Leather Tulips

Camel toe

Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'

Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'

by jgrizzlins October 24, 2009

leechologist

Someone who studies leeches. Someone who knows all about leeches.

See also: leachologist

So, you're a leechologist now?

by Some Leachologist March 29, 2010