Fat load

Your mother's breakfast

I gave your mother a fat load this morning

by Alien dick August 24, 2021

Save The Load

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.

Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"

by Elemental Penis June 2, 2015

shoot a load

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.

Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.

by Arieh August 11, 2006

front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

get a load of this guy

phrase to describe someone who thinks he/she has a lot of clams, and is therefore exceptionally witty, jaunty, and/or extravagant

"Get a load of this guy, ordering lobster roll after lobster roll. He must think he's got a lot of clams! (optional, near Canadian border: What a hoser!)"

by Clarissa Clamcake May 17, 2007

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

by MD65 August 25, 2006