chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

by llamas in hats June 22, 2009

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

llamaness

Another word for "being a llama" or "like a llama". See spin's voice for more detail.

His llamaness gave me a heart attack

by orf October 27, 2002

llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

by Ernie MacMillian May 13, 2005

Sassy Llama

Another term for a camel but is expressed in such a way that said camel is too sassy for generic term of camel thus being a sassy Llama. The Llama is very much like a camel which was ideal for the term of a sassy llama.

person 1:woah dude! did you see that sassy llama!
person 2: Dude! thats a camel!
person 1: No! its actually Tim from biology class!
person 2: What a sassy Llama...

by sassykitty June 7, 2011

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

llamasery

an enclosure where llamas are kept.

They have just finished constructing a llamasery.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010