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Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!
by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021
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Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
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Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes
by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018
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Trevor's Lightning

By which something is obliterated; totally destroyed beyond recognition.

Trevor's Lightning refer's to the hypothetical weather phenomenon which poses the question, "What if all the Lightning on Earth struck the same place at once?" Named after the man who posed the question, Trevor Jones. In which, the subsequent bolt, would be comparable to a Nuke.
"Your ass is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Man I'm so hungry, that food is gonna be Trevor's Lightning."
"Did you see the demolition site? It's practically Trevor's Lightning."
by thewindvane June 30, 2025
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Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!
by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022
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