Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B

girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot

by e-girl24 December 9, 2019

Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective

Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.

by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket

*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

Kobe

kobe is the chubby friend is is so funny. He be acting dumb most of the time. And he like his "foOoOoOD" he short . Kobe will love you <3

kobe the man.

by r.forreese December 6, 2019