Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.

See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey

by Ace P Princess May 23, 2018

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.

Amanda is a real knob sucker.

by smikes90 June 13, 2018

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis

Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off

by Biggest boi420 October 26, 2018

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018