Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

by LTÐi®ty February 4, 2010

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"
by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024

by Jjthecurator January 2, 2023

by athena411 March 20, 2021
