nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

by trill_1 December 17, 2015

Kelvin Martin

Kelvin Martin is the original '50 Cent'. He was a one-man crime wave in brooklyn back in the 80s. His M.O. was robbing stores & people. Standing only 5' 2" he got his name playing dice. he started with a 50¢ bet and walked away with $500

In Kelvin Martins honor, Curtis Jackson purchased a headstone for Kelvins grave and took on the name 50 cent to keep his name alive

by korpse October 5, 2007

Kevin McMurray

This kid in fact, whips out his nuts on the bus to get his picture taken on a picture phone and lets girls look at them. They are saggy and his penis is so crooked, it looks like it runs a down-and-out. Fuck Kevin, fuck him up his stupid ass. This is from Derek nigguh.

Kevin McMurray has the most crooked penis that I have ever seen.

by nigguh hoslut February 27, 2004

Kevin

The most amazing guy ever. Someone who is funny and cute and has super cool flippy hair. He is also a professional when it comes to giving massages anywhere, especially on your head. He makes you smile all the time and knows the best ways to cheer you up. He listens to really good music and can play the drums, guitar, bass...and probably any other instrument. He also sings to you while playing your favorite songs on guitar (that's the best). He is tall, wears awesome clothes, and is ridiculously good-looking. He always smells great too. This guy is just absolutely perfect.

"This guy is soooo amazing and cute and sweet! He is just perfect!"
"He must be a Kevin."

by bd2748 May 12, 2010

kevin jonas

Not the ugliest member of the jonas brothers. can sing. and still makes your heart melt. he's lead guitar, and plays that mother like it's his job...which it is.

I saw Kevin Jonas rockin out on his guitar, and it was pretty much orgasmic.

by BonusJonas January 12, 2008

Cathy and Kevin

A couple perfectly suited for one another. Soulmates.

No one is more Cathy and Kevin than that couple holding hands over there.

by alente February 3, 2010

Kevin Harvick Syndrome

1) A NASCAR driver who suffers from Kevin Harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the firesuit in the family.

2) Any NASCAR driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.

I have the points lead but I’ll fuck it up during the chase because I have Kevin Harvick syndrome.

by nascarfan69 July 13, 2010