kentucky justice

the act of stringing up a man on a wooden fence post by the skin of his ballsack.

Pierre: what happened to you, man, you look like your balls got stretched out!
Dave: Well, that's kentucky justice for you.

by goodsexisbadsex August 13, 2016

Kentucky Uncle

A man who has a child with his sister, which makes him both the uncle and the father.

Oh man, I bet Sam has a Kentucky Uncle because of how stupid he is.

by Captain Martian August 3, 2016

kentucky omelette

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits

Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette

Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason

by The Doctor Wahoo June 8, 2016

kentucky saucepan

when you're jerking so hard that when you cum, it goes into your belly button

last night, I was going so hard that I had a Kentucky saucepan

by hindubastardface May 11, 2016

Union Kentucky

A lot of bitchy girls that are really annoying and some noob boys that are mostly just fags and become even bigger fags as time passes.

Fred from Union Kentucky- "I got a blowjob last night from a slut dude."
Other Kid- "Your a fuckboy"

by Nice Child January 17, 2017

Kentucky Klutch

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.

So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?

by Boatstein October 14, 2021

Kentucky Blaster

A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.

Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."

by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021