The Dirty Hellen Keller

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.

"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"

by TheDongDiddler July 21, 2016

pulling a kellie

The act of sticking ones finger up there dogs anal cavity as to give a prostate exam.

" My vet was caught Pulling a kellie again."

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Creamy Hellen Keller

The act of ejaculating in a girls ears and eyes so she can no longer see or hear you.

my girlfriend has had to wash her eyes and ears everyday because she can’t hear or see due to the creamy Hellen keller

by Vlad_thebear January 17, 2023

Kelliann

a woman of large proportions, causing mass destruction of the roads in local neighborhoods.

did you see all the construction in the highlands? Kelliann must have drove by!

by Muffintop1461 November 26, 2010

kell

A highly desperate attempt at a nickname for the name Kelly and also only one letter shorter....

Random: Hey Kell!
Kelly: Hi

by the idiot in your cereal April 17, 2008

Helen Kellered

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011