Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021

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jesse lacey

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).

"Play Crack The Sky" epitomizes Jesse Lacey's abilities as a lyricist and story-teller.

by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006

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JESS

A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .

Hey is that that girl jess ? The vibrating Jess. Keep your kids away.

by Happy now July 8, 2020

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Jesse McCartney

Very talented actor. Born April 9, 1987. He plays Keith in the movie "Keith". Voice of Theodore in Alvin and The Chipmunks(movies). He is also a singer. Just to name a few, his songs include "Beautiful Soul", "She's No You", "Because You Live", "Just so you know" "Leavin'", "How do you Sleep".

No relation to Beatle Paul McCartney.

Jesse McCartney

by Baby_Blues May 18, 2009

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