get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by njsfinest4ever August 19, 2006

Jersey Left

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

by 3dPoop June 10, 2009

Jersey Left

A Jersey Left is also known as a jughandle left. When you need to make a left turn, you have to stay to the right, use the jughandle to cross the road to make the left.

Take Route 35 North. Make a Jersey Left at Allaire Road.

by littleducknj August 21, 2009

Jersey

A beautiful island in the English Channel, not a state of the USA. The commander of the British forces during the last attempted invasion of Jersey by the French was given an area of land in America as gift for winning the 'Battle of Jersey'. He named this land 'New Jersey' in honour of the island he fought to protect. Well known for it's occupation during WW2 by the german forces, and famous for it's own breed of cattle and potatoes.

Man bieau p'tit Jerri ('My beautiful little Jersey' in Jerriais/Jersey French)

English company: "...and that's £45 including VAT"
Jersey resident: "VAT is not chargeable to Jersey, i'll be paying less for that thankyou!"
English company: "oh sorry I didn't realise you lived there, how very lucky of you! here, have these goods at a cheaper price"

by LXP May 25, 2007

new jersey

the best state on the east coast man

the state where the most awesome people are, the beach, and the best entertainment...well at least thats what toms river has.....

Nc is soooooo boring...take me back to new jersey

by mandy son May 13, 2006

Jersey Slide

Changing two or more lanes with the same blinker

Whoa, Did you just see that guy do the Jersey Slide?

by NJAllDay March 5, 2015

Jersey Devil

An old legend that dates back to colonial times about a woman who gave birth to some kind of demonic creature. This creature was supposedly born in what is now Atlantic County, New Jersey, in a forest known as the Pine Barrens. To this day, the Pine Barrens still covers much of South Jersey, and over the years, a veriety of tales have been told about sitings of the Jersey Devil. Of course, most of these sitings were reported by good old folks who lived on the backroads, a.k.a. pineys, and of course there were never any other whitnesses. New Jersey's NHL team was named after this legend.

"You're never gonna belive this, Jim, but I saw the Jersey Devil last night. It was about 3am, I just left the Blue Marlin, I was drivin down Pitney Road, an there were these glowing red eyes comin out of the fuckin woods. It was this shadowy figure and it ran accross the road right in front of my truck and back into the woods. I swear on my life it was the fuckin Jersey Devil."

"Oh yeah? How many drinks did you have at the Marlin?"

by Mr. Ferrari July 25, 2009