A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.
by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

by 0x0x0x0x January 12, 2008

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.
by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.
Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.
by The Dodger January 29, 2005

To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"
by DanielleSchepler April 16, 2009

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.
by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.
by Jessurie August 15, 2011
