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John

Being next to john makes males angry constantly
by Gottad December 23, 2016
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John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
That dude is such a john.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
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John

“John is a skinny freak
by Hater of John May 6, 2019
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John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
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John

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum
by John'sFriend August 6, 2018
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John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him
by Louisecarter December 6, 2019
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John

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.
by John December 13, 2019
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