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theater jock

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.
Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.
by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017
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jock pussy

1 n: A man who cut off his genitals to have a “vagina”.

2 n: The vagina of a transgender man.
I didn’t realize mark had a jock pussy
by IsoBig November 13, 2018
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on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.
1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)
by nico assenti January 30, 2008
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jock string

a thong for your mans
Bf/Gf: "Hey, Babe! What do you want for your birthday."

"For you to take off my new jock string."
by YoonMin iS rEaL May 18, 2018
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POP JOCK

POP JOCK---A D.J. who plays only POP, K-POP, J-POP, K-MUSIC OR ANY FORM OF POP MUSIC. One who spins discs, plays recordings, music media or entertains with Pop music media for radio, T.V., internet and/or for live or recorded musical events.

D.J. POP, K-POP, J-POP, K-MUSIC 또는 POP 음악 만 재생합니다. 디스크를 돌리고 라디오, T.V., 인터넷 및 / 또는 라이브 또는 녹음 된 음악 이벤트를 위해 팝 음악 미디어로 녹음물, 음악 매체 또는 엔터테인먼트를 즐기는 사람.
The party will feature a famous POP JOCK who will play until 2 AM.
by CHIQAGOLIL August 31, 2018
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Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
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jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.
Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!
by UAnom August 28, 2022
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