cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.

Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.

by Tallywacker Tom January 2, 2004

nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.

"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"

by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006

IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

shit jockey

girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves

- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

?

- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music

by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010

finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.

Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.

by hgeer3 June 3, 2010

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005