unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

Sup Jeff

The Devil, Most likely someone on drugs, Gothic, May eat your child's soul, Also known as "Fish"

Hey Look At That Guy, "Sup Jeff.." For Realz,
Listen To This Band.. (listening) "wow Sup Jeff..."

by 0x0x0x0x January 03, 2008

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 21, 2019

Jeff Jarrett

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.

Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Jeff Allened

To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"

He put Staceys name in the phone as Little sister and totally Jeff Allened his girl friend

by DanielleSchepler April 16, 2009

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 16, 2022