Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

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Jacob

A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.

Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!

by By:ash10155 October 29, 2019

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Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.

I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!

by bnw9 September 27, 2009

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karl jacobs

the most wholesome person on this entire earth.

"karl jacobs needs to be protected at all costs"

by karljacobsstan June 21, 2021

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Jacob Tornosky

A little prick who drives a kawasaki 85cc and is always stuck in third gear.....

Assblaster2000 was here

Arctic cat is amazing and kawasaki 85cc suck

Im only in third gear said Jacob Tornosky

by Assblaster2009 April 4, 2010

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Karl Jacobs

Twitch streamer who works alongside of Mr Beast. He has a fiancé (Sapnap) who is apart of the dream team. Has an obsession with monster drinks and is 22 years old. His community loves his outfits and his fashion style.

Karl Jacobs is an epic gamer

by shrekkkkkkkk October 31, 2020

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