Jake

A fuckboy

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes

by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7

I wanna be jake.

by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

Jake

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.

Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.

by Grace1313 December 26, 2017

Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny

by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.

Jake likes Jewish pancakes and religion class.

by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017