idano

I DONT ATE NO ORANGE

Person 1: HEY WHO ATE MY ORANGE
Person 2: HEY IDANO, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

by SmoltzCL November 14, 2010

Ivan Torres

the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?

Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019

Ivan

A nigga that is ugly, a virgin, and not funny

Yo u a ivannn

by #A nigga wit a big dick October 16, 2019

Ivan

A Hoe ass bitch that talks shit and does nothing and will never meet Rose irl And a Dumb Motherfucker With a 2 cm long dick lmao I'm doing this bc u did one of me bitch

Ivan is a little bitch

by A KID Fucking Kid August 4, 2019

Ivana Stojanovic

A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.

"Dude I'd defs tap Ivana Stojanovic"

"I like using sarcasm too"

by EskimoMushroomHammer October 22, 2009

ivanov

a man who prefers cats over dogs, watches jake and logan paul unironically, loves bad rap, blames others for everything and when confronted cries like a bitch boy and complains that everybody is mean to them (even though they're the most annoying people in the world)

"damn man look at dima, hes acting like a russian ivanov"

by XFLESHIT July 14, 2017

Ivanovich

The middle name of Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev, the creator of the Periodic Table of Elements, even has an element named after him: Mendelevium

Hey! Can I used your notes on Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev? I need them to study for the Periodic Table!

by MentallyMental October 31, 2019