derek qian

one of the 2N's of all time.

derek qian speed reads like a narwhal.

by popcornbaba October 28, 2022

dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

Derek

A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.

“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
“Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”

by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022

DEREK

a total fucking idiot, no common sense, and send dick pic but doesn't receive

hes a real Derek

by bolan be May 1, 2019

Derek

Anyone that has a penis size of above 9inchs

Have u seen derek?
Yeah his cock is massive

by garvin201 April 8, 2022

Derek

Someone who gets shit done. Someone who pushes boundaries. The kind of person who makes it happen.

I love Bob - such a top bloke! What an absolute Derek!

You’re such a Derek.

Derek! Make it happen!

by Su_Denim January 3, 2022

Derek

Derek is stupid, yet kind. He’s probably good at math and some sports. He’s probably obsessed with Minecraft and memes. He probably loves Big Chungus.

“Derek is very much like Big Chungus”

by rycantdomath September 25, 2020