Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

by awesomejarz February 11, 2010

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Poopy Chop

To form one's hand in a chopping or slicing position. The hand is then thrusted between the butt cheaks to the colon. Once the hand is extracted the lower pinky to the base of the deliverer's hand retains poop fragments.

I had to defend myself from my spouse putting his butt on my face so I delivered a poopy chop.

by A. McCartney July 11, 2008

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Radiator Chop

A cut of meat (usually beef or pork) that has been marinated in antifreeze. Usually given to a neighbor's obnoxious dog that seems to bark all day and night for no apparent reason.

Wife: WTF is that dog barking at now? Its 2:30 in the morning!

Husband: Yeah no shit, this is getting on my last nerve.

Wife: I think we should strongly consider giving that dog a radiator chop in the near future...

Husband: Hells yeah, I'm down.

by BiggTunaFish June 08, 2012

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Blouse Chops

Voluptous or non-voluptous pieces of meat in the upper carriages of a shirt or said blouse.

Damn, look at those 1/4 lb Blouse Chops!

by Bennnnnnnnnny June 26, 2007

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chop suey

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.

You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.

by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003

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