An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
Get the Bacon Beastmug. by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011
Get the Bacon trainmug. pronounced bake N' wake.
similar to wake N' bake.
but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
similar to wake N' bake.
but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
Get the Bacon' wakemug. When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017
Get the Pocket baconmug. The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 February 20, 2011
Get the Bacon Hazemug. After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
by Goodlum December 6, 2010
Get the Bacon Smilemug. The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
by bostonjerk July 3, 2012
Get the Ape Baconmug.