Phone Pong

The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:

1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.

2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.

3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.

Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.

"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."

by sluhser October 31, 2009

burnout phone

A phone usually used by criminals that's a minute phone and can easily be thrown away without being detected.

I need a burnout phone to get this deal done .

Hey make sure you use a burnout when calling me.

by Arabellagrainger June 19, 2014

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Phone Hopper

When you are at home enjoying yourself and company of others. Then you are abruplty disturbed by the phone, it is someone you can't stand talking to and you don't answer. They then go to call your cell phone and any other phone possible in your house to get your attention.

Your gandmother you hate calls you, you don't answer and they call another phone in your house to get your attention. This annoying person is Phone Hopper.

by Savage Yeti July 11, 2009

banana phone

Its a phone with a peel!

A cellular cellular Bananular phone(Banana Phone). Ill call the white house have a chat!

by Reddy Fire September 26, 2005

Phone Boning

The act of having over the phone sex. Talking nothing but freaky, nasty, sexual, and horny langauge.

Hey baby, lets do some PHONE BONING.

by The G One April 13, 2009

hobby phone

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.

Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.

by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008