the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.
Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.
by chickendigits June 6, 2013

by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"
by Suijen September 26, 2005

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
