Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

boot batt

A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.

Nick gave Levi the boot batt this morning, he booted everywhere.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

long boot

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.

That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.

by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018

chewbaca boots

The furry boots EDM girls wear. Every year they kill a wookie, using it's fur for dance boots.... Aka mud tampons

These chewbaca boots soak up so much mud... Just like tampons..

by Esol March 14, 2015

Boots Cunt

A real dopey dumb cunt normally found on a construction site (wearing boots) gullible and/or clumsy

The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.

Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.

by Single Paul February 14, 2019

Booted to the moon

When you hit a large jump and get sent to the moon.

Dude I was playing Dune yesterday and got booted to the moon, it was so epic!

by Kenjubb December 30, 2017

Plonk Boots

An absolute bot at video games who has a .2 kd

Lmao look at that bot. It must be plonk boots

by Plinkdorito December 7, 2020