It doesn't make sense to me

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "

Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."

My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.

by K'naanpower June 3, 2010

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Sense of slowgency

The opposite of sense of urgency. To be routinely late for something.

Jim: Dan is late for our 10:00 meeting. This is the 15th meeting this month he's been late for.

Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.

by Danijo2984 November 26, 2013

cellular sense

Cellular sense is a feeling that you get when your phone is on slient (not vibrate) yet you know you got a text or call. It can come in many forms, ranging from a simple itch to a full-blown erection.

Girl: Hey dude, nice boner!
Guy: Oh haha, that's just my cellular sense!

by theRealAvocado April 26, 2014