I'm good

Meaning a drug dealer has resupplied his drug supply and is ready to sell. Drug dealers will usually text their most frequent buyers saying "I'm good" so they know that they have resupplied and are ready to sell.

Dealer: I'm good
Buyer: Okay can I get a dub?
Dealer: Yeah I'm at my crib.
Buyer: Okay!

by Siincerity June 10, 2012

I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

I'm Fine

It is two words that people use when they are not fucking well and for all those ignorant fucks out there that think a friend of yours is doing fine when they say that, NO! Start thinking my friend.

I'm Fine, you don't have to worry about me.

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.

Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

by shanylae April 5, 2018

I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020