"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.
Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"
Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"
Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"
by HazyKushen July 7, 2011

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.
Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"
by Ocelidon January 26, 2018

by cheese guitar September 16, 2021

by coltandadummy November 8, 2023

1. A man who has an insanely large cock and does not do anything all day except masturbate to hentai.
2. (Hentai Heroes) A group of people who become sex gods among men by beating their meat to hentai and shoving their dicks into pillows.
2. (Hentai Heroes) A group of people who become sex gods among men by beating their meat to hentai and shoving their dicks into pillows.
Man 1: Oh hey wheres Jeffery?
Man 2: He is currently becoming a hentai hero.
Man 1: One day I will be a hentai hero too...
Man 2: He is currently becoming a hentai hero.
Man 1: One day I will be a hentai hero too...
by Parallel64 January 26, 2024

Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020
