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having a poo at paul's

Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites
"Were did Ray go?"

"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"
by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010
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not having a shittin' damn thing

a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??

these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...

were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.

the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!

get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!

he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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havin a roni

to have a dance party, or a bunch of people gettin smashed
"dude their havin a roni and Nunca Duerma is playing!"
by dizzletron March 14, 2010
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having

Pronounced in the same sense as "having dinner:"

A slang term used in a similar context as "ballin'," or "awesome."

Also seen as "havin'."
This party's having, bro!

That dude's havin', yo!
by DBHS January 25, 2008
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harvik

A girl who thinks he's a boy and thinks he's relevant in everything. also a little bitch
Hey look its a harvik lets go away
by crap suck 123 March 30, 2017
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Havin hoes

Kenneth MiddleSkin Montgomery
"I heard he be havin hoes"
"Aw, you mean Kenneth?"
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manny having sex

a man, who has no respect for himself, having sex with his nieghbour week old laundry or garbage and his dick bleeds while fucking.
by manny cortes September 26, 2009
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