Husbandsplaining

When your husband can't explain very well and sounds mean the wife has to explain what he meant

Husband : Why is he being stupid

Wife : No, sorry let me husbandsplaining/husbandsplain real quick. What he meant was why is he being so dangerous for

by Bot242424 February 25, 2023

Husbandification

The process of viewing or using a man as a means to an end, either for social mobility, financial security, or child-bearing.

She didn't want me for my personality or because she found me physically attractive. She only found me desirable because I'm a home-owner with a steady income. I am sick of the husbandification. I'm not a meal ticket-- I just want to smash!!

by 21st Centry Dandy January 17, 2024

husbandhypertension

Husbandhypertension

The long term combined effects on a wife envelops choosing to stay in an emotionally abusive relationship for many years. Maria died of husbandhypertension after many years of emotional abuse.

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

husbandsexual

when you're attracted only to your husband, no one else, Ryan Gosling could be flirting with you and you wouldn't give a fuck cuz you only really like your husband.
this can't be used in a gay way, only females can be husbandsexual

person 1 : Craig is hosting an orgy you should join us he bringing his gymbros!

person 2 : naah I'm husbandsexual

person 1 : *hits on a girl at the bar*

girl : *cringes* I'm husbandsexual~

by shyver December 2, 2024

husbandesia

A husband's version of amnesia where a simple task is innocently unable to be completed well or at all, due to lack of focus, memory or simply a checklist.

She says that Sam often has husbandesia when he's juggling various tasks, especially when he doesn't use a checklist.

by shrango January 29, 2025