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High School Hump

To make out with a person but not go "all the way" usually not even shedding many clothes. Mostly applicable to individuals beyond the modest pubescent years.
"Man, you really hit it off with Sherry last night. Did you guys have sex?"

"No, just high school humped for a while. We're supposed to hang out again soon. I hope to nail her then ;) "
High School Hump by 2ndbase July 8, 2009

"High School Musical" Jump 

A "High School Musical" Jump is a picture taken of someone while they have jumped and are in mid-air. It is inspired by the popular "High School Musical" movie posters of the cast members jumping in mid-air (hence the title).
Joe: Let's take a picture.

Alex: Let's make it of a "High School Musical" Jump!

Joe: Alright.

Alex: Okay...one...two...three...jump!

(As they jump and are in mid-air, the camera takes the picture.)

High School Graduation 

High School Graduation is the bipolar day for everybody. Everybody has mixed feelings about this day. Usually you are really happy because of all of the shallow bitches or fuckboys you don't have to deal with anymore, and feel a sense of revenge because they've wasted all of their time trying to manipulate you. But also you feel really upset because you know it's the day that represents the last time you hanging out with your friends and close people. Once it's all over you usually miss high school and wish you could go back to this day with everybody else.
High school graduation is the day where your life takes a huge turn, both for the better and the worse.

high school legit 

To be the perfect drifter of social crowds in high school. able to move effortlessly from being a show-hopping punk one day, to a smooth talking skater the next, to even a flamboyant metrosexual. All that must be done is for said person to change the brands of their shirts in accordance to the following:

Cinder Block > Kr3w > Hollister.

These people simply have the natural ability to socialize with everyone and their mother.
Man, that nigga DB is high school legit. Down in the Sandman projects one minute, ridin' 25's wit them preppy white bitches later.

High School Reunion Gay 

A guy in highschool you suspect of being gay that doesn't come out of the closet until you see him later at your high school reunion
Man 1- "Man I really thought that guy was gay during highschool"

Man 2- " I saw him at our high school reunion, he's finally gay! I knew he'd be a high school reunion gay!"

high school health class 

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls
High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."

High School Diploma 

Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.
My dog wanted to play fetch so I threw my high school diploma.