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Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
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Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
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hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention
Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster
by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023
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Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022
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Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord
by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022
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Hamster Overdrive

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.
I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!
by squinto August 10, 2024
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