I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017
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a spirit that guides you to good energy and positive vibes in spirituality, you can meet them by doing meditations or lucid dreaming (there is only a small chance you will get to see your spirit guide in a lucid dream)
Friend: Yo! I just met my spirit guide last night! They were very pretty, and it was surely a pleasure meeting them.
by MMarrss March 24, 2021
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by User1893 January 30, 2023
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Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
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by e3fret5 April 14, 2006
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